You killed the nice queers. Now its us cockroachs.
About me: Mind ya own business.
Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan
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that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous
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cats are the best species of animal because they have their own version of weed
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okay i know it’s supposed to be tragic and all but when gay people ask their love interests to run away together with them without warning i kind of get why they always refuse. like. you want me to run away with you now? like right now? without even giving me time to pack my things? i need 3-5 business days’ warning just to decide what pizza toppings i want when we order takeout you can’t just do this to me
“all i need is you” my dearest beloved, light of my life, that’s very sweet but i KNOW you’re going to be complaining that we didn’t bring any snacks for the road within 5 minutes of us leaving. now what do you want me to pick up while i’m at the store. and DON’T say just a kiss or something sappy like that be practical for fuck’s sake. i love you.
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A truth window (or truth wall) is an opening in a wall surface, created to reveal the layers or components within the wall. In a strawbale house, a truth window is often used to show the walls are actually made from straw bales.
[Image description: A decoratively carved frame with straw behind its glass door. /End ID]
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Stede flying all the flags the crew made like he was sticking drawings on a refrigerator 🥺
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Protestant: I’m really working on developing a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
Catholic: Have you tried eating Him?
To understand the Jesus you have to EAT the Jesus.
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frankieromustdie: So in the spirit of @poisonandfire article for @altpress about the most sought after or rarest mychem merch items in existence i’d like to share this treasure we recently unearthed. This my friends, while not exactly a merch item, is the rarest of the rare. it is one of a kind and was handmade by the band in the very early days. This was my father’s old briefcase which after a trip to the local copy shop, some stolen spray paint, and a swatch of halloween fabric from wherever the fuhk you can get fabric from… we pre-hgtv repurposed into a merch stand. At this point in the bands career we had a cd copy of bullets (2nd pressing as the first patch was a misprint full of mariachi music), some pins which we would attach to the duck tape, and an idea for a tshirt (which we designed in Ray’s bedroom but didn’t have the money to actually get made just yet. so we printed out a color photo copy of the art and pasted it to the inside of the case as a glimpse of what was to come.) this is what our good friend Shaun Simon would stand behind to smoke cigarettes while we played shows in the very early days. enjoi.
[April 16, 2022]
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